Alive Or Dead?

I was invited to a Halloween party. The scary thing was that nobody knew if the decorations were fake or REAL. Even a Halloween genius wouldn’t know. I thought that was a huge blob of nonsense. I just marched up to every decoration and examined each one carefully. It’s so sad how much people work just to scare me. It’s no use.

When I exited the Halloween party, was I alive or dead?…

UNDEAD

 

1/28/2012